Tasteful Nudes

by Young Grandmas

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A Crap Art EP written & recorded start-to-finish in seven hours on January 3, 2014.


released February 18, 2014

Alana J: beats, vocals, synths, twinkly bits, tambourine.
Dave MH: beats, vocals, synths, guitars, organ.

Cover photo taken at Mai's restaurant by Alana J sometime in 2012.



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Young Grandmas Houston, Texas

"Tasteful Nudes" was an "In The Fishtank"-style Crap-Art experiment conducted by Dave MH and Alana J between the hours of 11am and 6pm on January 3, 2014. We took a break for lunch.

Young Grandmas own matching bat shirts and live in Houston, TX.
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Track Name: Weekend After Xmas Cardboard Situation/Space DJ
Once I was a space DJ.
Causing Martian hips to sway.
Track Name: The Rabbitskin Peddler
Rats nest in your rolled up mattress
Sing along to campfire songs like a triple threat actress
Ride a mean pony 'til you can't stand up (Get kicked off)
Leaves in your hair like a little wolf pup

Learn to tie knots but i'm too poor for sailing (ooo eeeee)

Webelos are kind of the worst
Selling rabbit skins at the trading post
Greedy boys buying them are perverse

Supreme Jamboree
Used to be four but they killed the other three
Trying to teach girls how to behave at high tea
But we're all in our tents getting drunk
and listening to Jay Z